OK, first of all I find it hysterical that this question of all questions was submitted by someone called 'crunch crunch.'
And I would like to be cremated and scattered somewhere pretty, after the organ people have helped themselves. And I would like a special place where people can come see me. Like a bench or a tree or something.
Tell you what though, I certainly don't have any complaints about this Matt Smith. I totally would have cut that picture of him out the Daily Mail would it not have cost me £1.50 to do it. He's a tad on the gorgeous side.
WELL did you have to ASK.
I think Johnny Depp would do a fabulous job no matter who he was asked to play, but I actually do think Dr Who would be a perfect role for him. He'd totally take the role and make it completely unique.
Abstract
Bemused
Chatty
Daydreamer
Easy going
F....fa...WHY DO I KEEP THINKING FALLOPIAN TUBE.
Great to be around. (Oh lol. Just lol at me.)
Hinteresting. That's like 'interesting' only said with your finger and thumb jauntily holding up your chin and said like this: "Hmmmm, h'interesting..."
Introspective.
Jolly.
Kelsey. (Oh now theres a cop out if I ever saw one)
Languid (not too sure of the meaning...lol its probably another word for sewer or something.)
Meloncholy
Nervous
O...O...goddamn it there are no O words that describe me. All I can think of is 'Orange' which is a load of bloody good.
Passionate
Quaint
Respectful
Serene
Tetchy
Understanding
Very great to be around
Well, just perfect to be around
Xactly, great to be around!
Yelpy.
My alphabet ends with Y.
I share my birthday with Madonna, but I'll be damned if you see me crotch thrusting in a skin tight leotard at age 50 something.
As my brother just pointed out, shouldn't Bart be in his thirties by now?
Hmm, I can't really think of a favourite, although I have always loved to quote Ralph when the occasion calls for it. For instance, the episode where the kids are on the school bus and Bart and Nelson decide to roll fruit down the aisle to see which one gets to the front first.
NELSON: Go watermelon!
BART: Go orange!
RALPH: *appears from nowhere* Go banana!
I guess it does affect me. I mean - I used to be a werewolf...but I'm OK nooooooooooooooooow...!
LOL that just doesn't have the same effect as when you say it. It's supposed to be a howl at the end? Yes? GET IT?!
In all seriousness (yes, it was a joke) I have never really given much consideration as to how the moon might have an impact on my behaviour...so I've never noticed a change. I'll keep an eye on myself today and let you know.
I once made up a ghost story when I was in primary school that scared the shit out of my then-friend Lauren, who christened it 'the Woody Story' and tried to make me retell it to other people, but it was never as scary as it was the first time around. To the best of my memory, it involved a Woody doll (from Toy Story) coming to life, only he was evil, and just said the same thing over and over as he advanced on you, with a knife. And I think the story featured a girl running away from the Woody doll and it chasing her and her eventually hiding in a public toilet, but he climbed over the wall and that was the end of her. Then I ended it on "But Woody is still around to this day...in fact, I think, he's walking into this room...climbing over the back of the sofa where Lauren is sitting..."
At which point she screamed and ran out the room, LOL.
A ghost story that my dad once told me, that I'm pretty sure EVERYONE knows, is the one about a young couple driving through a wood in the middle of the night, when they hear on the radio about an escaped lunatic. Then something hits their bonnet, so they stop and the boyfriend gets out the car to investigate, telling the girl to sit tight and lock all the doors. She sits there and waits for him to come back, and as she waits, she hears a thumping on the roof of the car. She sits there and waits for it to go but it doesn't, it just gets louder and louder. So she phones the police, and the police turn up, aim their guns at the roof of the car, and one of them yells to her, "Get out of the car as fast as you can, but for god's sake don't look around!" So out she jumps and she runs but she does look around...and sees, to her horror *dun dun DUN* the escaped lunatic thumping the severed head of her boyfriend on the car roof.
I also remember (god I'm really on a roll now) being on a holiday with my family and some family friends when I was about seven or eight. One night me,my mum, my brother and this boy called Christopher ('cept I called him Ciffee cos thats what HIS brother called him) were leaning on the railing overlooking the ocean, and it was really quiet and peaceful. And we start talking about ghost stories, and Christopher said that he had one, and it went like this:
"*quiet, spooky voice* Did you ever hear about the old man who lived by the sea...? Well, one day, long ago...BOO!"
LOL at the fact it actually made us all jump in quite a shameful way.
Right well I'm all ghost storied out now.
- Mood:
crushed
Just LOL at the fact that me and Katie were discussing this just last night! Anyway, what it basically boils down to is which feeling you would rather live with: the uncertain, unhappy heartache (mclol this sounds so cheesy but stick with it) of liking them but not telling and then possibly regretting it, or the absolute humiliation of telling them and facing the possibility of being hit with the "I'm really flattered but..." speech.
Personally, I would much rather live with uncertain unhappines, because, in my opinion, this feeling fades with time, whereas humiliation just does not. For me, anyhoo.
Although I have endless amounts of admiration for anyone (girls particularly) who does manage to gather up the balls to tell. I applaud you all. *applause*
Not really...although I used to love the Famous Five and Malory Towers books by Enid Blyton, and I certainly raised an eyebrow at George and Bill when I reread them when I was about fifteen. LOL I was so happily accepting of their desperate need to have a sex change when I was seven or eight.
As a side note, I just went and googled 'The Giving Tree' and MY GOD how can anyone actually not find that horrific. That goddamn selfish child.
A spoonful of Bisto gravy powder.
My brother dared me *shrug*
Although to be honest, I didn't really ingest it, cos it sort of turned into sludge in my mouth and clung to my teeth and was impossible to swallow...but it went in my mouth, so it counts, yo.
WHY THE DEEP AND DIFFICULT QUESTIONS LJ.
God I miss the good old days of "who would you most like to have with you on a desert island?" *shakes head* Times were simple then.
*rolls about* Pleasure my MATE month?!
Hell, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day.
I just looked it up. It turns out it is not, in fact, a month in which we send texts to our mates and pleasure their egos, as was my 'original' thought.
I'm not married, so god knows why I am answering this.
So Happy Pleasure Your Mate Month everyone.
*snigger*
People who believe in ghosts are, not all that shockingly, the people who see them. Hence, seeing as I don't believe in them, I have never seen one. Believing is seeing and all that.
However, if I ever DID see something remotely supernatural, I would actually run for it as fast as I could, and you would never catch me anywhere near a ouija board. Cos the thought of them terrifies the shit out of me.
That said I would totally take a ghost walk in a castle with a bunch of friends.
*muse* Mmmm I'm weird.
Jack Sparrow.
Even if we didn't lash together a couple of sea-turtles for escape, I'm sure he would at least be able to find us a stash of rum.
We would get along very well with one another.
HELLFUCKINGYES.
He deserves an Oscar for that laugh ALONE. Everything he did with the Joker was just art - the way he moved, his voice, his expression. Plus he managed to make a character caked in flaking war-paint disturbingly attractive. That requires a lot of talent.
LOL. Well my LJ name. Took a lot of deep thought that did. It required the meaningful process of signing up to LJ and realising that all the suave, cool names I had envisioned me having were in fact, taken. My thought process went along the lines of, "Shit - that name's taken. Well how ABOUT - no, that's taken too. Let's try - no...well what about - NO...WELL LET'S GIVE THIS A - NO. HOW ABOUT - NO?! NO! FOR GOD'S SAKE. LET'S TRY SOMETHING REALLY STUPID LIKE BACONBUBBLES AND SEE IF ANYONE WAS DAFT ENOUGH TO HAVE THAT AS THEIR USERNAME."
And so.
Now I am lumbered with this travesty. Of a username.
Baconbubbles. I sound like a goddamn lump of LARD.
My real name is Kelsey. My parents named me this after watching the credits roll for a TV series called 'Cheers.' There was a person called Kelsey Grammar in it. They thought it sounded good, so they named me that. After the MAN named Kelsey Grammar. And yes, I am female.
Lol my naming life has just ben fraught with drama, it really has.
I met Johnny Depp.
Lol. That was a lie.
"I told you I wasn't well."
LOL I wonder how many people have put that.
I think this quote from Shaun of the Dead would pretty much sum me up in such a situation:
SCENE: Shaun and Ed psyching themselves up to get out the front door and go zombie bashing.
SHAUN: *leaps to feet* RIGHT, ready?!
ED: Yeah?
S: Yeah?
ED: Yeah!
S: YEAH!
E: YEAH!
S: Oh hang on, I need to do a wee first.
I love that bit :D
In other words, LOL, of course I'm not bloody prepared. Winging it ALL the way. Along with frequent nervous toilet trips.
